Phyllis DillerMoney's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card
About This Quote
A Christmas card is a greeting card with a picture of a person on it. A Christmas card is usually sent to someone during the holiday season, around Christmas time. The image of this person usually has a red hat on, which some people also enjoy putting on their Christmas cards. People often put money on the picture of the person instead of giving money to them directly.
The idea behind this is that if people give money to others, they might miss out on the next sale. If people give money to the picture of the person, they are guaranteed that they will be able to get another sale later on. But, if someone gives money directly to the person pictured on the card, there is no guarantee that they will get another sale later on.
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